Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year!

Kiss List:
JakeBurberry & .pease. 
llcooljason & LonnaLang 
Viva.La.France & Tapstar321 
Dog_Boy96 & Hunnigall 
-Dexter & Blueberry-Dream 
MadWorld & AislinVictory 
-Marco. & Blahm3 
Brit-On-Me & BubblyMinty 
 Nojarama & To_Royal 
Mr.Wannabecool & Miss_LolitaF 
EliteNews & Star_Awards 
John2_el_mejor & Findurlove 
BrunoExclusive & Syligirl
Tylerisbold & Forevergorgeous

New Years Party

On an unbelievably chilly night near the Starset Strip, a cluster of party guests planning to attend a special New Year's party walk quickly as if they were being chased by the cold into a large building. The clanking of the female's high heels echoed in the halls as they canter from the main entrance and file into a large elevator with their blind dates for the evening. Silence filled the cramped elevator as they anticipated the ding of the machine they rode to the top of the building. At the twentieth floor a small chime  rang in their ears as the shiny doors of the elevator slid open and they filed out into a large, modern penthouse. A theme of black, silver and white spread throughout. In the center of this large room was a circular black table adorned with a cascade of fresh black and white roses, glitter confetti and one simple, white envelope. Immediately guests were making their way to the table out of curiosity for the envelope. Lolita(Miss_LolitaF) was the first to reach it. Her perfectly manicured fingers popped the seal and she slid out a sliver of paper. In an elegant, black script listed the couples of the night and who was to kiss who. A bit of information the gaggle of party guests had been fantasizing about since they received their invitations. Crowding around Lolita(Miss_LolitaF), everyone used their eyes to scan the paper.

 Gasps were breathed into the air from an assortment of mouths. Most in shock of who they would be paired off with for the evening. Before anyone could further their opinons on who they were sharing a kiss with at midnight, a voice rang in over a microphone. As the guests turned their attention from the paper to a small stage approximately twenty feet in fron of the table, they saw EE standing in an elegant black dress, decorated with shiny bits. The room grew quiet as she spoke.

EE: In light of recent events you have all been asked here tonight to enjoy what I'm hoping to be a pleasurable night for you all. The list you've all just read is a little something I have comprised to make the night a tiny bit more interesting. Let's say it is to broaden your horizons. Of course the kissing piece is just for a little fun. You haven't got to make out and suck face with anyone. Just a sweet peck upon the lips is all that is being asked of you. Stealing the spotlight is not something I am interested in, so I will let you all have your fun. But being the well experienced hostess I am, I will check back occasionally to make sure you are all having a great time. Until midnight, goodbye.

As the chatter from guests started back up, "So Happy I could Die" by Lady GaGa blared in through the sound system. Lolita(Miss_LolitaF)  discards the paper and scans the group to find her date, Clif(Mr.Wannabecool). Wearing a silver feather dress, paired with midnight black heels, Lolita(Miss_LolitaF) is looking gorgeous. Clif(Mr.Wannabecool) is practically drooling. She flashes him a bright smile and extends her hand to him. Clif(Mr.Wannabecool) takes Lolita's(Miss_LolitaF) hand and leads her to a large dancefloor that covers the whole right side of the penthouse. A mirror image of the couple shines in the sparkling black floor. Innocent dancing expresses they are having a good time. Maggie(Findurlove) daunting a creame colored, ruffled collar dress, she shyly waits the approach of her man for the evening, John(John2_el_Mejor). Looking dashing as ever, John(John2_el_mejor) charms Maggie(Findurlove) without having to speak a word. Looking a little to shy to dance for now, Maggie boasts a smile, followed by some blushing. John(John2_el_mejor) returns the smile and greets her as a gentleman should.

From a few feet away, Linnea(.pease.) walks over to John and Maggie, looking somewhat puzzled. Dressed in a magnificent black dress, it was a shame she was wearing such a face. "Are either of you familiar with a Jake?" Linnea asks, concern lingering in her words. "That would be me." Jake(Jakeburberry) says from behind her.
Behind Linnea(.pease.) stood a too cute for words guy named Jake(Jakeburberry). Linnea turned on her heel to greet Jake. As they introduce themselves, Time of my Life by The Blacked eyed peas begins to play and John(John2_el_mejor) pulls a reluctant Maggie(findurlove) onto the dance floor. Linnea smiles cunningly at Jake and she pulls him to the dancefloor behind Magge and John. With three couples now dancing on the floor, the air in the room is full of excitement.

Nicki( Tapstar321) stands alone in the elevator. A wardrobe malfunction lands her late to the party. As the shiny doors open for her, she sees Aislin(AislinVictory) standing alone, looking rather out of place. In four inch heels, Nicki moves as quickly as she dares towards her best friend. Aislin(AilsinVictory) wearing a vintage, gray and pink HotBuys dress, lights up when she sees Nicki headed her way. As Nicki wraps Aislin in a hug, she whispers "Sorry I'm late" and then pulls away. Nicki's gorgeous, purple cocktail dress made her complection radiate with silk beauty.  "Why are you standing alone?" Nicki asks. "This really isn't my group of people, you know." Aislin responds. "Sorry for my fashionably late appearance. The zipper of my dress snapped and I had to re-think my whole outfit." Nicki sighs. "Well you look amazing, job well done." Aislin smiles approvingly.

Dei(To_Royal), standing in a black sequined dress, looking gorgeous as ever, trotted over to Nojmul(Nojomara), who looked all most as gorgeous as Dei. The two of them hugged one another sweetly and then retired to the dancefloor. Two by two like Noah's Ark, people were pairing off with their dates. Slowly making their way to the sparkling, black dancefloor. Strobe lights from above played dance moves in slow motion. Ladies of the group dug tiny grooves into the tile with their deadly heels. The majority of the gentlemen stood from behind their dates and watched them dance, occasionally throwing in a hip thrust or two. Amanda(Blahm3) was the first to break away from all the excitement of dancing to pay the bar a visit. Snagging a couple of shots, she tossed them back before her good friend Carolyn(LonnaLang) could walk over to join her. "Easy there, care to share the alcohol?" Carolyn said in a joking manner. Amanda smiled cunnigly and grabbed two more shots, handing one to Carolyn. "Don't get all bent out of shape, there is enough for you." Amanda sneared jokingly as she handed Carolyn a shot. From the corner of her eye, Amanda Saw Chad(MadWorld) and his date Aislin(AislinVictory) making their way across the penthouse, to the bar. Before any "hellos" could be spoken, Chad treated himself to several shots. Feeling a bit buzzed from rapid alcohol consumption, he smile, grabbed Aislin's hand and drug her back to the dancefloor. Almost causing her to trip. Carolyn and Amanda laughed at the site and followed Chad and Aislin back to the dancefloor.

From the center of the dancefloor, Nojo(Nojarama) is taking advantage of Dei's(To_Royal) dance skills. The perfectly paired couple are lighting up the dancefloor with their outrageous dancing. Scattered cheers and whistles only encourage them. As they life of the party, they feel a desire to entertain the remaining guests. "Te Amo" by Rihanna begins and the dancing from the couples slows. John(John2_el_mejor) flashes Maggie(Findurlove) a devilish look and takes her hand; pulling her to the center of the sparkling floor. As they make their way, the crowd parts and all the attention focuses on John and Maggie. A serious facade washes over the couple, now in waltz position. Before too long, John is sweeping Maggie across the floor. The crowd can only watch in amazement. Wondering, was this planned? From elegant twirls to sultury moves, the pair were entranced in the song. As it slowly came to an end, they simply bowed and were rewarded with claps and cheers from the onlookers. Usher now picked up the pace as guests returned to their dancing, still in shock from the show John and Maggie had given them.

The males admist the crowd began growing tired of dancing and became hot from their suits. Shedding their coats they all gravitated to the bar, preparing to be drunk before the evenig was finished. As the alcohol coated their throats and descended into their guts, the conversation tested dangergous waters. Tyler(Tylerisbold) had a lightbulb above his head switch on and he made sure the coast was clear of women before speaking. "Who do you think is the hottest girl here? Go ahead, place your bets." he said in a daring tone. "Lolita is definitely the hottest girl here." Chad(Madworld) chimed in. "No way." Bruno(BrunoExclusive) exlclaimed. "The hottest girl here has to be Jenny." Looking shocked from the responses, Nojo raised an eyebrow. "You have both fallen off of your rockers. For Linnea(.pease.) is the most gorgeous girl here." Nods of the head from many signaled agreeance and it was settled, Linnea was the most gorgeous girl at the party. More shots were taken, champagne was sipped and before you knew it, the men were stumbling back to the dancefloor. Now ready to feel up their dates.

Almost every wise female sensed the intoxication that had spread like an epidimic. Alice(Hunnigall), Sarah(Blueberry-dream) and Ayla(Syligirl) parted with their dates to fill up on party favors before drinking too much. Filling their plates with everything from sushi to finger sandwhiches, dancing had worked up quite an appetite. Before too long, other girls that were tired of having their boobs "accidentally" touched joined Alice and the others who were sitting at a table near the bar. Nicki(Tapstar321), Aislin(AislinVictory) and Jenny(BubblyMinty) made quick trip to the restroom to touch of their hair and make up before indulging in the lavish amount of tiny foods. As they ate, conversation struck up among the six girls. "It smells like a mini bar over there." Alice laughed. "Who can really blame them? Without their liquid courage, they wouldn't have been able to direct their grabby hands towards our asses." Sarah scoffed as she sipped her wine. "I think it's kind of funny." Jenny giggled. "They're so drunk, we could probably convince them to kiss one another at midnight." Aislin added. "I hope someone brought a camera because I want to document that!" Nicki smiled. As the ladies enjoyed their h'orderves, they also enjoyed trashing their dates with silly jokes and plans to make them regret drinking themselves senseless.

As the night went on, dancing continued along with drinking. Before too long, almost everyone in attendance was at least a little tipsy. What's a party without drunken idiots? Half an hour before midnight, Baya(Elitenews) and her date for the evening, Vanessa(Star_Awards) staggered their way to the stage with a glass of champagne occupying their hands. Baya snagged the microphone and began a toast for the evening.

Baya: I'd like to make a toast to everyone here tonight and to the great time I think we've all shared. If you're drunk and you're having a good time, raise your glass. Cheers!

Glasses from every hand rose aboves their heads and clinking echoed from the walls. As the champagne was sipped, conversation built up in anticipation of midnight. Lana(Forevergorgeous) and Filipe(Brit-On-Me) motioned to the ceiling as the tiles parted ways and shiny, silver sphere, resembling a disco ball lowered itself into the room. "2011" was encrusted in diamonds. Linus(Dog_Boy96) and Dexter(-Dexter) had strange looks cross their faces. "What the hell is that?" Dexter questioned. "I guess something like the ball that drops in New Star City. "I wonder if it will actually drop at midnight." asked Ayla(Syligirl). "Well it doesn't have very far to drop, if it does." Jake(Jakeburberry) pointed out. "True." Ayla responded.  Marco(-marco.) chimes in, loud as ever. "What if it bursts and money goes flying eveywhere?" "I will knock all you bitches down to get some of that!" Sam(Viva.La.France) laughs. "Knock me down and I will dig these six inch heels into your eyeball, buddy." Lolita(Miss_LolitaF) says completely serious. "Well I guess we will all have to wait until midnight to find out." Clif(Mr.wannabecool) exclaimes. "That's in like five minutes." Maggie(Findurlove) announces.

As the minutes until midnight pass by slowly, everyone returns to their dates side and waits as patiently as they can. In the last minute of 2010, the countdown begins.

Everyone: Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! ONE!!!

And with that last moment, kissing commences. Everything from small pecks on the cheek to full on makeout sessions. The disco ball above explodes with shiny confetti and a ton of glitter. Everyone now covered and sparkling, the kissing continues.

*Tyler(Tylerisbold) wrapped his arm around Lana's(Forevergoreous) waist and pulled her close to him. Within half of a second his planted a kiss on her lips.*

*Bruno(BrunoExclusive) took Ayla's(Syligirl) face in his hands and gave her a sweet peck on the lips.*

*John(John2_el_mejor) picked Maggie(Findurlove) up by her waist and gave her a long meaningfull kiss, right on the lips.*

*Baya(EliteNews) and Vanessa(Star_Awards) intertwined their fingers and kissed one another passionately. Smiling after the fact.*

*Lolita(Miss_LolitaF) wrapped her arms around Clif's(Mr.Wannabecool) neck and kissed him deeply. The poor boy almost fainted.*

*Nojo(Nojomara) being the most dramatic of the guests, spun Dei(To_Royal) around and leaned her body back against his arm before kissing her like only Nojo could.*

*Jenny(BubblyMinty) feeling somewhat nervous drew in a breath and planted a kiss on Filipe's(Brit-On_Me) cheek. He responded by placing a kiss on Jenny's(BubblyMinty) lips. She blushed of course.*

*Marco(-marco.) smiled at Amanda(Blahm3) as she twiddled her fingers in anticipation of her kiss with a perfect stranger. He leaned in and she did the same. The met in the middle and shared an innocent kiss. Both pulling away immediately afterwards.*

*Aislin(AislinVictory) wondered silently who Chad(MadWorld) had shared his lips with earlier in the evening. Lost in thought, Aislin neglected to see Chad(Madworld) advancing on her. And moments later a surprise kiss from Chad landed perfectly on her lips.*

*About to burst from nerves, wishing she consumed a tiny bit more alcohol, Sarah(Blueberry-dream) smiled shyly at Dexter(-Dexter) as he brushed the strands of hair from Sarah's face and kissed her softly.*

*Linus(Dog_boy96) smiled devilshly at the ever beautfiul Alice(Hunnigall) as they both closed their eyes and kissed quickly, parting and then returning for seconds.*

*Sam(Viva.La.France) admired Nicki(Tapstar321) as she smiled at him. He placed a small kiss on her forehead, then on on either cheek before making his way to her lips, where they shared more than a small, innocent kiss.*

*Jason(llcooljason), took a deep breath and thought of Filipa as he moved closer to Carolyn(LonnaLang) and gave her a sweet kiss on the cheek. She smiled and returned the favor by kissing him on the cheek.*

*Jake(Jakeburberry) nervously smiles at Linnea(.pease.) and she nervously smiles back before they both let out a laugh and kiss one another. Enjoying it more than they thought they would, the two kiss each other several more times.*

 After the fact, cheers ring throughout the penthouse. In a matter of seconds everyone in the room had shared at least one kiss with someone else. Glitter and confetti still falling from the ceiling, Lady GaGa rang through the speakers and the whole room full of guests practically ran to the dance floor. At a late, three in the morning the guests grew tired and as the heels came off, the gentlemen lended the female's their coats so they wouldn't freeze in the cool weather. Down the elevator and into the lobby, the guests laughed and chatted about the evening they had all shared. Joking about the upcoming hangovers and sore feet, they all parted ways and left with only their memories remaining.

*"Until next year." whispered EE as she stood in the now empty penthouse with a glass of wine, watching the crowd disperse below.*

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Coming & Going

Today has concluded the Naughty and Nice list. If you presumed that was the end, you're wrong and completely oblivious to what has been in the works for quite some time now.

Following the Naughty and Nice list is the New Years Kiss List that comes complete with a special surprise that I am looking forward to sharing with you all. New Years Eve/New Years Day will be the reveal date for all of these end of the year goodies.

Keep Lurking, EE.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Juciimami827 You Have Been Such A Nice Girl!


No she's not elite, just to clear that up for everyone who is on my case about it. Do I believe she deserves to be recognized? Absolutley.

I spoke to her when no one else seemed interested to before she was superstar. That just goes to show how much effect a tiny golden star has on your opinion of someone. Befriending Gillian was one the best decisions I have ever made on Stardoll. For she has been such a joy. Putting my trust into Gillian, I feel free to tell her almost anything. I know my secrets are safe with her. She has been there for me through many things and I have returned the favor. We have walked side by side through all the hell and all the happiness Stardoll has thrown our way and I look forward to continuing my journey with her.

What has she done aside from being a dear friend of mine? Produced a successful blog and as of recently, she has created something so revolutionary that all the Stardoll Elites are flocking to Gillian to get in on the project. I'm truely proud of you and all of your success.

Best Wishes, EE.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Devie44 You Have Been Very Naughty


More than anything I hate your attitude. Your egotistical personality. Always appearing to be so much better than everyone else. Denying the people "below" you the attention they desire from you. Your snobby attitude is worse than that of a females.

One thing I really wanted to address about Devie44 is a guestbook comment I saw on his page. One of the Italian Mafia members threatening to hack his page and he simply said that he was aquaintances with one of the members and they told him he would would be spared of their wrath. That is a not an actual quote from him, I dressed his words up a bit. Seeing as they are rather boring, However, the point of this is that he KNEW a member of the very irriating Italian Mafia. The people who were going around scaring the daylight out of so many people. And if he knew one of these people why didn't he come out and tell everyone? Why wouldn't he out one person to save the sanity of those who were being tortured by these maniacs?

That's my real beef with you, Devie44.

Best Wishes, EE.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Brit-On-Me You Have Been Nice!


My sweet little Effay. The most interesting person I have ever spoken too. A young boy with a bad mouth and a good heart. He cracks me up on a daily basis with his silly antics and his funny way with the English language.

What is it about Effay that I really enjoy? He lightens my mood whenever I'm down without having to put forth any effort or even realize that he's cheering me up. The silly things he does and the silly things he says are able to place a smile upon anyone's face. There is nothing about Effay that I'd ever desire to change. He's really proved to me that being just the way you are is quite alright.

I adore your gap tooth, love.

Best Wishes, EE.

Monday, December 20, 2010

John2_el_Mejor You Have Been So Naughty!


What do I hate about John2_el_mejor? Nothing, absolutely nothing. What do I love about John2_el_mejor? Everything, absolutely everything.

Why is he on the naughty list? Because he is a hot babe. I mean come on, he's Columbian, which means he has to be at least cute, if not gorgeous. The accent along would blow me away. I'm from the United States, so foreign boys are a treat for us.

A sweetheart no doubt. John is genuinely nice to everyone he encounters and that's something people come to admire about someone. Not having spoke to John2_el_mejor very much there isn't a whole lot I've come to learn about him. Other than my sneaking suspicion that he is model status in real life. I bet you're all thinking the same.

Best Wishes, EE.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Tapstar321 You Have Been Very Nice


Ohhh myyy gawwwd you guys, Aisy puts her best friends on the nice list. What a fucking slut. Are you all telling me that you wouldn't include your best friends in something like this? Especially those friends that have accomplished many things they deserve to be recognized for. Well yes, Nicki is on this list and if anyone doesn't like it, you can kindly kiss my ass.

About half way through my year and a half membership with Stardoll, Nicki befriended me. What started off as just occasional chatter turned into a great friendship that I will always treasure. She is always so willingly to help me out with whatever I made need her for. She's kind, encouraging and one of the greatest friends I've ever had. But she doesn't start there. She's hardworking; Owning a fabulous magazine, and other successful blogs. I'm sure that wherever Nicki's Stardoll career takes her she'll always remain humble and most importantly she'll always remain a dear friend of mine.

Nicki, I couldn't have asked for a better friend. I couldn't have asked for a better helping hand and if I ever part with Stardoll I will miss you dearly. Anyone to gain your frienship is a lucky person and I feel honored to have met you.

Best Wishes, EE.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

UndamyUmbrellla You Have Been Naughty!


What is it about her that I dislike and simply cannot stand? Well when I find an answer for that I'll be sure to let you all know. Honestly, just something about her irks me and I'm not sure why. I couldn't even begin to put a finger on what it is about UndamyUmbrellla that I do not care for. Is that wrong of me? You'll probably all see it that way. But I'm sure there has been someone you knew that you just didn't like. Is she a great person? I mean I'm sure many think so and maybe someday I'll come around and be able to tolerate her. But for the time being I just cannot get around my odd dislike for UndamyUmbrellla.

To be perfectly clear, I had to fill the naughty list...which was hard to do since I am able to get along with almost anyone. UndamyUmbrellla was just put on the list to take up space since I'm not a fan of hers. Sorry for the boring post today, tomorrow's will be better, promise.

Best Wishes, EE.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Have I Really Been Nice?


what can one really say about themself without appearing conceited. Nothing, that's what. Either you admire yourself for accomplishments and be told you're conceited and self centered or you put yourself down and be told that you wallow in self pity.

Many have rose the question, "Why put yourself on the nice list?". It's my list, bitches! I'll do what I want. No, bus seriously, I do believe I belong on the nice list. Aside from having deceived quite a few people, I've accomplished many things to be proud. However, I will not boast about them. Also, I'm generally a good person. Going into details on that would only be not only a waste of my enegry, but could become somewhat boring for all of my readers.

Lastly, my original plan for putting myself on the list was so that on the day I was to write about myself, which is today, I would reveal to everyone who I was. I found the idea quite clever. However, due to an overwhelming feeling of guilt eating at my conscience, I revealed my identity earlier than expected. This post now is just to clear up why I was even on the nice list to begin with.

If I haven't already, I'd like to announce a public apology to anyone and everyone who was affected in a negative manner by the creation of "EE" and the lies that went along with the creation. My intentions were never meant to harm anyone and I hope you may all find it in yours hearts to place upon me the gracious forgiveness we all seek at some point in life.

Best Wishes, EE.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

FashionnGirl You Have Been Naughty


Ruining reputations is the last thing I am after. Creating this blog wasn't about trashing people and demeaning them. However, I will make an exception for Eamonn, also know as Fashionngirl.

If you aren't already aware, Fashionngirl is actually a boy. That's no big deal, really who cares? Makes perfect sense to desire a female doll on a website that caters to females more than it does to males. My issue with Fashionngirl lies in the fact that I believe he is quite sketchy. What ever do I mean? A while ago Nicole|Doherty was a fashion line he started with a dear friend of mine, Nicki(Tapstar321). Things were going fantastically. She was excited, I was excited for her and I waited patiently, anticipating the release of their line. However, some days later he deletes the club for the blog, deletes the blog, deletes Nicki as a friend and goes as far as blocking her. Excuse my French, have you lost your fucking mind? Way to do business professionally you jack wagon.

If I haven't already convinced you, I'll try to do so now. Doing business with Fashionngirl is probably the worst idea you'll ever conceive. My intention is not to ruin him, it's to keep you all from ruining yourselves.

Best Wishes, EE.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

.Marcela.. You Have Been A Very Nice Girl!


The quiestest, most drama free Stardoll member I've ever seen. She doesn't fuel fires and she doesn't pay hardly any attention to her "haters". A little dose of Marcela in our own personalities is what we all need.

Known for her gorgeous Star Design pieces, she's one of the most talented designers to ever appear on Stardoll. Her designs have been mocked but have never went as far as the originals. Her pieces are being auctioned off as if they were rare items. Coming close to the equivalent of Limited Edition. That is an awful lot to accomplish. She surely has much to be proud of.

Knowing so little about Marcela, I haven't much else to say about her other than from what I know, I believe she is a very sweet and amazingly talented person. I wish her all the luck in her future endeavors.

Best Wishes, EE.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Emorox4eva You Have Been Very Naughty


Does the name say it all or does the name say it all? I'm sure Jenna created this account when being "emo" was the cool thing to do. And if that doesn't say enough about her then I don't know what does.

She's an Elite, of course. People want to talk to her. They want to be a part of her projects and they want to share with her their projects. Beware, because if you're not important enough, little miss Jenna won't give you the time of day. Her precious time isn't something to be wasted by a nobody. She holds the Elite name well. A gradeA bitch.

I know you're all thinking what right do I have to pass judgement on her? Well I haven't much of a right at all. At the same time, what right does she have to dismiss people she doesn't even know?

Up until now I'm sure most of you have been fairly pleased with my posts and because this one doesn't appear to be sugar coated and candy trimmed, I'm going to catch hell for it. Say what you will, do what you may. I'm simply not a fan of Emorox4eva. To her friends who will say, "She's a nice person!" Maybe she's nice to you, but that's because you are either important to society or important to her. And the simple fact of the matter is that if you aren't imporant to society and you aren't important to her, you're nothing.

Best Wishes, EE.

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!

Four in the morning has never been so exciting for me. Being groggy beyond belief will hold no power over me today. From now until January third I will be visiting Japan as part of my Christmas plans, and I have my marvelous roommate to thank for that.

Concerned with why I'm telling you this? To have the best experience possible, I will be neglecting my laptop, which makes it hard for me to post on this blog and be active on Stardoll. Do not fret my loves, scheduled posting is here to save the day. That's right; today's post up until the New Year celebration post are scheduled to post on time. That way you won't miss any of the excitement during my absence.

I look forward to all the feedback, good and bad. Stay sober(yeah right) and enjoy your holidays safely. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, from all of us(that's just me) here at Elites Exposed.

Best Wishes, EE.

Monday, December 13, 2010

FIndurlove Has Been Such a Good Girl!


I want to find her heart...if she has one. Holy smokes, don't get your panties in a wad, I'm only trying to get your blood boiling. I have nothing but respect for Findurlove.

What do we really love about Findurlove? For one her success in everything she does. Whether it be with The Star Dose or my personal favorite, her modeling expenditure, Vanity Models. The sweetheart of Stardoll is this girl for sure.

Most Elites have less important Stardoll members knocking down their doors to catch even a tiny conversation with these ever busy Stardollians. Whether it be to trash talk them out of jealousy and spite or to try and use them in order to climb up the social ladder. Though Maggie has people coming to her just wishing to have her friendship.

How is it that an ordinary person becomes so loved on Stardoll? Because she's a darling, duh dumbasses! If I believe in God, I would say that Maggie is angel sent from heaven because she is truly and genuinely a joy to us all.

Now, before I vomit from all of this mushy stuff, I'll bid you all a goodbye. We love you, Maggie.

Best Wishes, EE

Sunday, December 12, 2010

MadWorld Has Been Quite A Naughty Boy!

It seems unfair for me, you or anyone else to judge someone without knowing them first. Yet it does not seem unfair for one to drool over an attractive person they pass on the street. Sure they may be devilishy good looking, but for all you know they could be a child rapist. However, both the action of judging one before we know them and fantasizing about a perfect stranger is commited on what we like to call a "daily basis".  MadWorld, or Chad is a perfect stranger to me and  I do not know enough about him to tell you what I like and dislike about his personality. The only thing I know is that he is smoking hot and has a way with words.

For anyone who's jaw has just dropped, ease it back into place and I will continue. Having no photo of Chad, I may only go on his Stardoll appearance, which is gorgeous and we all know it. Being the only one able to admit this, I think I should rightfully have dibs on him. Only joking of course.

What do I know about Chad after taking the time to observe him? Well LYL seems to be a coined phrase for him. What does that mean? Love you Lots? Love you Loads? Hell if I know, but Love me Lots! Love me Loads! Oh I am only teasing. Something more we know about Chad is his ability to unknowningly draw female attention. His most known fans seem to be BubblyMinty and Miss_LolitaF. Do I see a love triangle? Or pherhaps a cat fight in their future? We can only hope.

Now I bet you're reading this wondering why the hell has she put him on the naughty list. Well now the answer to that is simple you see. I believe that Chad is a heartbreaker. Leading women on, making them fall in love and yet he pursues nothing! This is only a hunch of course. The only other reason he was put on the naughty list is because of how devilishy sexy he is. Stay sexy, Chad.

Best Wishes, EE.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Baya You Have Been a Very Nice Girl!


Baya, my sweet Baya. How ever so happy am I that you graced the world with your pleasing prescence. The only other person I know of in the Stardoll community that freely and openly expresses her opinion, be they good or bad. Right or wrong. A strong female figure who to me is the realist person Stardoll has ever seen.

Something I admire about Baya is her willingness to put herself out in the world just as she is, unaltered. Completely and utterly herself. As many know, it is hard to admit to people, especially the close minded, criticizing bitches of Stardoll that you are gay. However, Baya is freely and openly lesbian. Something else very admirable about Baya is her work ethic and creativity. She gives life to her work and makes Stardoll an interesting place to be. Baya, if I were Lesbian and you were my next door neighbor, I would be coming for you.

Having similarities with someone often makes you fond of that person because you see a bit of yourself in them. And as self centered as that sounds, it's true. Something I share with Baya is how outspoken I am, and in a way that makes me feel drawn to her.  Have I developed what some would call a "Kindergarten crush"? Well I won't let the cat out of the bag.

Lastly on my agenda for Baya is my love for anything and everything she does. The nice list seemed to be the only place for Baya and will be for the rest of my time as a blog writer and a Stardoll member.

Best Wishes, EE.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Noelle_Page You Have Been a Naughty Girl!

As we progress in life, we evolve. Sometimes to bigger and better things. Other times we fall victim to failure. As we evolve as people, our views and opinions sometimes change as well. Nothing to be ashamed of, it happens to one and it happens to all. On my impulsive path to target and vomit my opinions about Elites through text, I hastily placed Noelle_Page onto the naughty list. Heresay and other judgements clouded my thoughts and I was sucked into a vortex of hate and jealousy. Not of my own, but of others who saw Noelle_Page as someone above them. After doing my proper research of this very successfull Elite, I realized that a scandalous, stuck up bitch, she was not. Why keep her on the Naughty list you ask of me? Well she's hot, and we will leave it at that.

Of course we cannot leave it at that! Taunting you with my perception of her hottness would only leave you wondering and I am in no mood to leave my little ones wondering, not today anyway.

When I speak in terms of "hottness" I do not leave my eye as the only beholder. My brain conjures up it's own opinons. While a doll of Noelle_Page's stature is beautiful beyond belief with an exquisite face, flowing black locks and a creamy complection adorned with an immpecable sense of style, she also has a vocabulary the size of a large elephant and that in itself is admirable. To me a beautiful mind outshines a beautiful face any day of the week, even Wednesday.

I know that we were all looking for something negative to say about Noelle_Page and hoping to stir up contraversy, but from my findings I found nothing I could use to exploit Noelle_Page. Stay beautiful Noelle_Page, inside and out.

Best Wishes, EE.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Hunnigall, You Have Been a Nice Girl!

Our very own graphic design goddess. Hunnigall has more talent in the nose she doesn't like than most of us have in our entire body. How she does it, we may never know. Hunnigall's name shows up anywhere and everywhere but she is ever so humble.

You may wonder, why is she an Elite if she doesn't act like one? This may come as a surprise to you, but not every Elite is a stuck up bitch. But do not think that because she is humble that she is nice to everyone. While lovely little Hunnigall plays nice, she doesn't seem like the type to take your shit. MEOW!

So we've come to the conclusion that Hunnigall is a sweet badass who creates amazing graphics. Aye aye aye, it seems we have nothing awful to say about Hunnigall which is why she made nice list. You cannot hate her. But I will say this, Hunnigall seems to be ever so obsessed with the color orange. I'm sure there is a support group for that. Orange is dandy and all, but too much of it can make one blind!

Sweet little pot of hunny, we love you, doll. Stay nice with a hint of spice.

Best Wishes, EE.

Who Am I?

Often times I find myself bored with Stardoll. A lack of excitement and an overbearing feeling of boredom is what originally sparked my idea for not only the account, "Elites Exposed" but also the blog. For the character EE, I changed everything about myself in order to play the role. I aimed to make EE almost my complete opposite so that no attention was drawn to myself. Originally I had planned to continue that way. Writing my posts, talking to people whom I was sure would hate me. However that was not the case. Instead of being attacked with negative attention, I was showered with compliments and curiosity of my true identity.

As the guesses of who I was started pouring in, I promised to reveal myself if anyone were to guess who I was. Knowing that they never would because I fed them false information. I told them I wasn't on the list, which I am. One of the only truths I fed to these curious cats was that I was no one special. I am not an elite, I am not well known and I never aimed to be. This account wasn't to achieve fame. It was to achieve entertainment. For myself and for others.

What is possessing me to supply you all with who I am? My guess is that it would have to be the guilt I feel for being untruthful. I feel that you can only take things so far before relationships are ruined and ruining a relationship with anyone I am close with on this website is something I would never want to do. After I reveal myself, I will continue to write my posts and I shall continue to carryout all of the future plans I had for "EE".

For anyone and everyone who has wondered who is behind EE, her name is Aislin Victory.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tiny Message for AlwaysAnonymous

When you are too unoriginal to manifest your own ideas so you resort to robbing someone else of their creations, that is what we like to call pathetic. Obvious signs of theft have been discovered on your page. Simple things like my font and font colors have been copied. Bigger things like the basis of my idea. The Naughty and Nice list. You went as far as using "Bing" to hit people.

You disgust me, you thieving piece of shit. May you choke on your Christmas spirit.

The Mistletoe Game

Seems I am not the only in the Christmas spirit. Lovely Little LonnaLang brought to my attention the idea of kissing under the mistletoe. She asked me to incorporate it into my seasonal deeds.  I have come up with a sweet little kissing game to play. The only thing I ask is your participation.

Mistletoe game-

You will receive a guestbook comment reading that you have been caught under the mistletoe. You shall then choose who you would like to kiss. I will then visit their page, notify them that they have been kissed and repeat the process.

Sugary Sweet Kisses, EE.

BubblyMinty, You Have Been Naughty This Year!

 Beaming, Beautiful, Breezy, BubblyMinty. Now how silly of us to jot her down on the Naughty list. She's such a treasure and such a treat. She wouldn't harm a fly and we love complimenting BubblyMinty. We love talking to BubblyMinty. And we love being best buddies with BubblyMinty. With all the positive bees buzzing around cute, sweet BubblyMinty there is no way we could put her on the naughty list without feeling a little bit naughty.

When I think of how sweet and cute BubblyMinty is I remind myself that when I consume too much chocolate and sweets, it makes my tummy hurt and I feel like barfing. BubblyMinty, when I hear of you, I want to barf and I'm sorry but you're just so damn sweet!

Sure, everyone loves her and treasures her friendship and all this lovely stuff. But too much of anything is a bad thing and that's the impression I get from BubblyMinty. Instead of a peachy little attitude about life all the time, show us your true colors. Because unless you're a robot of some sort, every single day is not great for you. Someone possessing one mood all the time is boring and having perky little friends who are boring is well for lack of a better word, boring.

Aside from that, I haven't anything unpleasant to say about you, Babbling BubblyMinty. You're a sweetheart and that I admire with my sweet tooth. But sometimes we crave something besides sweets.

We want to eat you up like a dish of sweet candies. Much love, Bubbly!

Best Wishes, EE.

New Years Couple Kiss List

We have received a few too many questions concerning the new years couple kiss list and we are sick of it. As we would not like to explain what goes on with this because it is self explanatory, we will do our damnedest to explain this to our sweet little sugar snaps.

And so goes....

You are notified that you have been chosen for the lady or gent list buy having a comment in your guestbook that reads XOXO. When our sweet and savory little list has been completely compiled we match up two people to kiss on new years at midnight. Just because you are placed on the list at the same time as someone else of the opposite sex, that does not mean you are kissing them, little hunnies. Who you are swapping spit with will remain a mystery until new years eve at midnight.

Muah Muah Muah
Lovely Little Lovers.

Happy Kisses, EE

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Who is you favorite person on the Naughty list and the nice list?

TylerisBold, You Have Been a Nice Boy This Year!

Many that know Tyler say he is many things, from a fruitcake(we should all be familiar with that term) to a fame whore. We'll start by clearing up the fruitcake accusation. Just because there is a male on Stardoll does not mean he has to be gay. Fame whores are all over the place and as Tyler pops up here and there to gather followers for his blog. He often leaves with a "fame whore" label on his back. Does that mean he's a fame whore? It's possible. Do we think he's a fame whore? Well if he is, he's an awfully cute fame whore.

Dedicated is a word that we'd like to use to describe TylerisBold. The amount of work he puts into his blog and the amount of effort he puts into making it a success is that of a true hard worker. He deserves all the great reviews he's received. Nominated for a Star Award, let's all hope he's the lucky winner. Deserving you are, Tyler.

Now we cannot say all these lovely things about TylerisBold because that is NOT what the readers want. They want something to get angry about and well, we'll give them something to get angry about. Sure, Tyler is a dedicated, deserving blog owner. But he's also been bitten by the Two Faced Fairy. Oh no, now we're all concerned. Don't worry, he will be fine! But if you're still wondering how we could so rudely say that he is two faced, just check out his blog. After posting about Lipstick Magazine copying the ideas of another magazine and being unoriginal, he partners up with them a while later and says that he forgives them for being copycats. Just like that, Tyler is able to cut down another blog and then become partners with them. Good work, Tyler.

Does Tyler think too highly of himself? Is he the type of person to turn his nose up at someone. Of course he is. Why do you think he's an Elite? That's what you do when you've reached that level. Is it right? No. Has he earned every right to do that? Yes. Congratulations on making the nice list this year, Tyler. However, it was only by the hair of your chinny chin chin.

Tyler, we love you. So we'll pull a "Tyler Stunt". Everyone reading, follow

Best Wishes, EE.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Miss_LolitaF You Have Been Naughty!

What can we really say about Miss_LolitaF that hasn't already been said? What can we really tell Miss_LolitaF that she doesn't already know? How can we really show Miss_LolitaF what kind of awful person she is? We can start with an intervention.

If you're wondering why Miss_LolitaF made our naughty list, well you should already know. But incase you don't, we're here to tell you. Not only does our lovely little Lolita have an ego the size of the Grand Canyon, she actually believes that she's being targeted because people are jealous of her. Well let me be the thousandth person to let you in on a little secret, Lolita. No one is jealous of you; we're all just sick of you. We're sick of your pretenious, snob-like attitude and we're sick of you thinking you are actually important. You may receive all the attention you've ever desired, but it's not the kind of attention you should be seeking.

A hypocrite is what Lolita is and we all suffer from that at some point or another, but it seems that Lolita has been suffering with being a hypocrite since the day she was crowned a Stardoll Elite. After sending out hundreds of broadcasts asking to be covergirl she shunned someone else for "begging" to be voted covergirl. She claimed that the situation was different because that girl in particular did not deserve the crown. Well it appears that Lolita is the only one who deserves the crown. How dare anyone else try to take that from her! I hate to break it to you, Lolita but you're not the only person on Earth and you are by no means the most deserving Stardoll member. You think that because you have rares, god knows how many Stardollars to throw around, tons of starpoints and some successful blogs that you should be crowned covergirl for all of your accomplishments. Well dear, when you actually accomplish something, give us a holler and you'll be recognized. Until then, stop trying to snatch all the credit and learn to earn it.

The most annoying thing about Miss_LolitaF is how oblivious she is to the fact that not a lot of people like her. She's gained a bad reputation on this site and she continues to destroy herself. One by one her "friends" fall at her side. Tired of being used, treated like shit and undermined by Lolita. How much longer can Miss_LolitaF keep this up? Though she appears to shake off any and all negative attention like she doesn't care, I worry that all of the hate comments and bad things that are said about Lolita, really get to her. Of course we want Lolita to change for the better but we do not want bad publicity on Stardoll and all of the Stardoll affiliated blogs to end in a tragedy for Lolita.

Does my worry for her excuse anything she has done to have these things said about her? No, absolutely not. She fully deserves the negative attention from those she has hurt and those affiliated with the ones she has hurt. However, Lolita, like every other member of Stardoll is a person and like the human that she is, she makes mistakes and she should be given another chance. Do we expect Miss_LolitaF to change? No. Do we hope that she will for her own sake. Yes.

Best Wishes, EE.
You better watch out, you better not cry. We're gonna find out who's naughty or nice.