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Sunday, January 9, 2011

In Dire Need of a Graphic Designer.

Yes, for once I am seeking outside help. This "lone wolf" bit gets tiring after a while. Plus, I'm tired of getting nauseous after looking at my shit graphics. So as of now, I am in search of a DECENT graphic designer. If you're interested, fill out the form below and post it in a comment. However, if your graphics are just as shitty or a lot more shitty than mine are, DO NOT waste my time by filling out said form.


Name:
Stardoll Name:
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Saturday, January 8, 2011

The Classique Awards

Quite an inspiring and new idea from Dei, also known as To_Royal on Stardoll, The Classique awards was the first ceremony held over Skype. Elites Exposed is here to feed you firsthand opinions on how this show went down.

Before Skype was a factor, the red carpet event was held in TheClassique's guestbook. Many Elite names arrived and enjoyed themselves before the show began. Due to technical difficulties, the red carpet lasted a bit longer than expected. Soon after the problems were fixed, guests were a added to a Skype conference and Dei did her best to maintain the room.....

As I sat back in my computer chair watching tiny pencils write away, I wondered how hard it was for people to remove their hands from the keyboard and let the ceremony begin. After many threats and a great deal  of frustration, Dei conquered the room and began the show. However, that did not stop many rude guests from speaking out of turn. Among the many rude guests, there were some that stood out more than others. My biggest annoyance of the evening was Abibabeh..x. You could have sworn the world was ending and she was trying to get in her last dying words. If I could have stuck my  hand through my laptop screen I would have ripped out her vocal chords. There were many other annoying guests on the list, but quite too many to name. At the end of the show, another annoying guest arrived. They go by the name of Shayanx3. Speaking of sexual related topics, mainly referring to things they hoped for Tylerisbold to do to them, this annoyance was just outright sick. Nevertheless, the show went on and it was wonderful. Many deserving winners were crowned. Such as the SDnoh8 organization. One winner however had their award stripped of them after a certain someone(me) announced they had cheated. That certain someone was none other than BlueGreen86, who in her club of thousands of members, asked for votes...which was against the rules. The award was then handed down to .pease., who I believe deserved it immensely.

I'd like to give a special thanks to the lady of the evening, Dei(To_Royal) for making this a night to remember. I am looking forward to the next awards show to come and I am hoping by then, everyone learns their manners and shuts the hell up!!

-EE

Exposed: Elite-Girl, Preparing for The Classique Awards

With The Classique Awards only half an hour away, coverage crews, interviewers and the nominees themselves are gearing up to face the crowd.

Some may visit the spa for a relaxing massage. Others may have their own personal de-stressing routine. The religious types might say a prayer and ask for calmness. None of these routes, however, seem enticing for Elite-Girl. As a lone photographer(Who asks to remain nameless) slumps out behind the stage to indulge himself with a smoke, he notices a very noticeable, Elite-Girl facing away from the backstage door. Catching Elite-Girl's body flinch as he lets the door slam behind him, said photographer pays close attention as Elite-Girl abruptly turns and practically runs back inside. Almost tripping over her gorgeous, red gown as she disappears into the entrance. Luckily for this photographer, he didn't skimp when it came to buying equipment. For the brief moment he and Elite-Girl locked eyes, he managed to snag this amazing shot.

If you notice around Elite-Girl's nose area, you'll see a tiny clump of a white substance. Could she have honestly been snorting drugs as a method to relax herself? As cliche as it sounds, they do say a photograph is worth a thousand words. And boy does this photograph say a lot.

If you happen to cross paths with Elite-Girl before the ceremony, toss her a tissue.

-EE

Yet Another Mockery it Seems.


The latest, but certainly not the greatest mockery of Elites Exposed, Snobs.exposed seems to have used my project as his/her sole inspiration. As flattering as that is, I cannot help but be somewhat annoyed by this.

Though this newly anonymous Stardolll member left a sweet comment in my guestbook, she's been trashing other members of Stardoll such as Coolgirl185.
Being used as her inspiration is nice and all but her version of what I created it senseless, sloppy and quite frankly, trashy. I feel as if I an unintentional mockery has been made of Elites Exposed. This anonymous person has diluted my creation and turned it into something unworthy of attention.

As hasty as this person seems to be, I'm sure after she scans over this post I'll be deemed an enemy to her. Luckily, my sights are not set on being friends with this unoriginal mystery person.

Annoyed, EE

Friday, January 7, 2011

Spoiler! The Late Night Awards!

In collaboration with Late Night With Chad, Elites Exposed is proud to present you with the first ever Late Night Awards. Brought to you by Chad(Madworld), himself. This is guaranteed to be a monumental event.

As this spoiler does not specify an actual date for the awards, it certainly does leave us wondering. Luckily it does reveal that January will be the month for The Late Night Awards. This is only the beginning, stay tuned for more coverage on Chad and The Late Night Awards.