Word to your Mother

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I've lost momentum; many could say I've went soft.

I'm back with an understanding. A goal, if you will.

I'm not here to please everyone. This is self soothing, so to speak.

We're all different and we are all entitled to our own opinions.

These are mine, and if you're turned off by them, GET THE FUCK OUT.

I may not be the original....

but I have molded the world of anonymous blogs.

This is my playground, and I will not hesitate to dump a bucket of sand in your eyes.

Stardoll Social Ladder, Stardoll Burn Book, Soulless Entity, take a step back.

EE is coming home and you don't stand a chance.

This isn't a popularity contest,

I've already won.

-EE