Best/Worst Dressed.

Welcome to what will be the most controversial post I've ever done. Due to the fact that apparently I hold no right to criticize fashion in a negative manner. Though I am allowed to criticize it in a positive manner. I'm typing to the most biased audience, ever. However, I am prepared to deal with your comments that will surely be filled with faulty logic. So here we go.

First I would like to display the results for the Best/Worst Dressed List as it reads on PollDaddy. I am even going to provide you with the graph so there is no suspicion of me throwing the vote.

In a very close count, Mirka_17 takes the best dressed award by one vote.
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And on the other end, Emorox4eva takes the worst dressed award by a landslide.
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Yeah, that was fun and all, but let's get down to what you all really came here to read.
First on the list of best dressed nominees was Hunnigall, and for good reason, let's take a look.

Hunnigall
Alice has a way of making even the worst hairstyles look nice. For example, the dread lock hairstyle she is wearing now would be atrocious on any other person. Lucky for lovely little Alice, she is able to make it work.

As I am sure you all know, Alice is quite in love with the color orange and at first glance I could not spy a speck of orange on this outfit. And I became a bit disappointed. Though when I took a closer look I spied what looks a lot like a tiny bit of orange on the lapel of Alice's jacket.

It all boils down to whether I believe Alice deserves to be on the best dressed list and to that I say hell yes. Anyone who can take seemingly bad things and make them work is deserving of a best dressed nomination.
















Next on the list is a nominee from the worst dressed list who goes by the name Coolgirl185...and I'm sure you don't know who she is, though she wishes and hopes for everyone to know her name.

Coolgirl185
When I visited Coolgirl's page I noticed the National Covergirl award...which I'm sure is what she all wanted us to do. Being aware of how badly this girl seeks "fame" I did a quick scan of her presentation and noticed that she received that award a week ago. Covergirl used to be something to be proud of and having your doll carry it for a week wouldn't be so bad. Unfortunately, Stardoll has diluted the meaning of Covergirl and now it holds the value of a handful of shit. So seeing this girl clutching to a National Covergirl award make me want to punch her, quite honestly.

Enough of that and onto this odd outfit. The rose in the hair is somewhat annoying and I believe this outfit could do without it. Essentially, CoolGirl has all of the right pieces, they are just put together in the wrong outfit. Clearly this "cool" girl could use some guidance. And I believe the worst dressed list is where she belongs.














Back to the best dressed list, we are now on to BubblyMinty's ensemble.

BubblyMinty
When I think extravagant, BubblyMinty comes to mind. Her outfits never lack that sense of over dramatic. The word casual doesn't seem to hold a place in her dictionary. And don't mistake that comment for a complaint. I adore how fancy and glamorous Jenny dresses.

I feel obligated, however, to mention a thing or two I could do without. The first thing that caught my eye were the spiky Hot Buy shoes. Don't get me wrong, I love those shoes. Sadly though, I don't believe they fit in with the theme of this outfit. Secondly, I have to mention the bag. Yes, it's a great bag...but again, the color scheme is all wrong for this outfit.

On a much lighter note, this outfit is fantastic, like almost every other outfit Jenny conjures up and it's quite a delight to have her nominated for the best dressed list, because I think we can all agree that she belongs there.













Once again we've trickled down to the worst dressed list and Emorox4eva is up next.

Emorox4eva
Before I am accused of attacking or holding a grudge against Jenna, let me draw your attention to the hairstyle she is wearing that makes her look like the girl from The Grudge.

Even without pulling the hairstyle into the equation, this outfit looks like it was created by someone who is color blind beyond believe. I'm dying for someone to tell me when forest green and fire engine red began complimenting one another. If that wasn't enough, a gold clutch was added to this already awful outfit.

In an attempt to avoid as many rude/annoying comments as I can, I will stop there and remind you all that I am not the only one who believes that this outfit is complete and utter shit.
















Back into safe territory, Vampire_ is up next.

Vampire_
Anyone who knows this very fashionable girl is quite aware of the amazing outfits she puts together almost effortlessly. I'm sure that Vampire_ has a long list of admirers as well as envious folks who curse her name for making their outfits look like shit.

Though I am fascinated by this outfit, there is something that bothers me and that is what seems to be the lack of hair. Under the headpiece I am sure that hair lies there. However, we are unable to see it...which makes me envision a small Mongolian child that is starving for food.


Aside from the hairy situation concerning the lack of hair, I am jumping behind Emorox4eva in the [I'm jealous of your outfit because it makes mine look like shit] line.
















Back to the list that is sure to get me in trouble, we're now focusing on Servati.

Servati
From first glance you would assume that this outfit has risen to the standards of Vampire_'s outfit. Though when you use those things we call eyeballs you notice all of the little imperfections that I'm sure Servati thought were cute little attentions to detail.

I takes a talented person to wear that sheer, sparkly shoulder thing as a skirt. And two wear two....that would take a fashion genius. Clearly Servati is not a fashion genius. The jewelry is messy,  the sock and sandals are annoying and the make up makes her look like she has two black eyes.

I cannot simply go on pointing out my issues with this outfit because you would be here reading for the  rest of your life. So I'm going to bid this outfit a goodbye and say that my nominators were walking along the right path when they put this girl on the worst dressed list.













It's time to cheer and praise because were are back at the best dressed list with Mirka_17

Mirka_17
If you can make a leopard print blazer that give the illusion it is filled with shoulder pads look good then you obviously belong on the best dressed list.

Something I love about how Mirka_17 dresses is the way she uses very little to make a statement. Whereas some people go as far as using their whole closet to get the wow factor, Mirka_17 doesn't need to do that.

As crazy as it may sound, I do have a complaint with this outfit in particular and that would be the leopard tights. Animal prints are great and I love them. However, I believe that one print on an outfit is a good idea. She makes these tights work but it still irks me. My eyes try focusing on the jacket and then they jump to the tights and then back again. This double use of a pattern has given me a headache. Nevertheless, Mirka_17 is a fabulous dresser and she deserves her spot on the best dressed list.













Here we go once again. Back to the worst dressed side of things with Lel1996

Lel1996
After responding to well over twenty guestbook comments from angered and ignorant friends of Lel1996, I was almost excited to deem her a true part of the worst dressed list. Unfortunately, she isn't dressed badly at all. Well, aside from that annoying bow atop her head.

What makes me say that she doesn't belong on the worst dressed list is the dress she is wearing. That dress alone is one of the ugliest pieces to ever grace Stardoll's inventory of clothing. However, Lel1996 has dressed this up and made it look quite pleasant. And without mention of that bow, this outfit is quite gorgeous.

If you're responsible for placing lel1996 on the worst dressed list, I shun you.

















Whiplash has set in as we make our way back to the best dressed list. Focusing on Syligirl.

Syligirl
When you think of red hair you think of freckles, braces glasses and nerds. Well that doesn't happen to be the case for Ayla. Not only can she pull off red hair. She can pull off red hair with blonde highlights. And for that, she most certainly belongs on the best dressed list.

I honestly have never seen Ayla in something other than black. Normally that would be a problem for me because there are only so many things you can do with the color black. That's not the case for Ayla. For she can create anything with the color black and make it look marvelous time and time again.

Whether it's a chic dress or a business suit, Ayla has the ability to make it dance happily underneath her bright red hair.















To the worst dressed list we return with Anilin.

Anilin
This girl reminds me of Bride Barbie and that is not a good thing. If you cannot see it then let me paint you a picture. Bright blonde hair, white dress and gloves. It's not a good look unless you're getting married. And getting married on Stardoll is not a good idea.

This outfit is as bland as it is white and due to that, I am unable to speak any further on this odd ensemble.
The only thing left to say would be that the worst dressed list is clearly where Anilin needs to be.






















And the last of the best dressed has arrived.  Isabella.arci is what you know her by.

Isabella.Arci
I am overly in love with this warm and cozy, sweet and flowing Winter inspired outfit. Isabella knows her stuff.

From the scarf to the belt to the neatly flowing skirt, this outfit is something I wish I could have thought up myself. Not only is the flow of the outfit amazing, the color scheme against her skin and hair is to die for. Speaking of hair, it is one of my few complaints. Sure the style is nice but I cannot stand the way it shapes her face. The earmuffs don't do much for me either.

However, those two little annoyances aren't enough to make me love this look any less. Props to Isabella for creating an unbelievably cute outfit and making the best dressed list.

















To the worst dressed list we go, for the last time, with ColtonAttack.

ColtonAttack
For the second time through this post, I believe we have found another person who does not belong on the worst dressed list. She goes by the name ColtonAttack.

This simple outfit does wonders for her and the extra high heels are a great way to top it of. I'm loving the top and the leggings. The gloves? Not so much but that isn't a big concern.

I think my only concern with this outfit doesn't even lie in the outfit itself. It has to do with the hair. The style(since Stardoll upgraded it) is very cute and shapes her face wonderfully but the color does not work. Her name is not Ayla and she cannot make red hair look good. But like I've already said, ColtonAttack clearly does not belong on the worst dressed list.















That's going to do it for the Best/Worst dressed analyzing and now I'd like to throw in a tiny surprise. Who I think should take the cake for the best and worst dressed nominee.

For best dressed, I believe Vampire_ deserves that award. And for worst dressed, the voters had it right. Emorox4eva belongs on top of the worst dressed list.